Southern Girls love them some Blue Bell!

Listen up, tots, I've got some tips for you...

See these pictures below of me having my very first Blue Bell mini-country-cone...all to myself?! Well, let me tell you how you, too, can score yourself one of these delicious little treats!

First, it's all in the timing. You've got to wait until your mommy is bringing up a car-load of groceries from the garage at about 6pm, putting steaks on the grill, chopping up a salad, boiling a pot of tea, her cell phone and home phones are ringing off the hook, the UPS man is ringing the door-bell, your dog is trying to jump up in the back of the car to get the groceries not brought in yet, your brothers are calling home saying they're completely starved, your mommy has just finished her 2nd large Tazo Tea from Starbucks and STILL hasn't been to potty, your daddy is at a ball-practice and that's when you do it...you move in for the kill!

Go jump on your little car or scooter and get your little feet to "paddling" as fast as they'll go....Head for anything dangerous you can find...For me, these worked miracles: the top of a free-falling hardwood staircase, an open bin of dog-food in the pantry, electrical cords, and the steak-knives I grabbed out of the open dishwasher. As your mommy says, "Don't you even think about it!" you shoot her a look that says, "Oh, yes I will plunge myself down this staircase!" And I promise you, it'll work everytime! She'll throw all caution to the wind, put you in your high-chair and run straight to the freezer, where the bounty awaits!

That Turkey & Rice, Sweet Potatoes and Prune dinner was way overrated anyway!

Let me know how it works for ya!

~Macy Li